Total Medals Earned: 41 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 640 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (145/145 points)
Make and Eat a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 10 Seconds
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 5 Seconds
Wait 30 Seconds Before Finishing the Sandwich
Make 5 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 7 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 10 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Approve an article
Complete story mode
Get at least 15 in time trial mode
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Post a highscore to the scoreboard!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (30/155 points)
Collect your first key card
Get a kill with a sniper rifle
Get killed by a sawblade
Kill a helish microwave
Finish any level under 30 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Gain level 9 access clearance
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Restore the correct scale of 25 objects
Restore the correct scale of 50 objects
Restore the correct scale of all 75 objects
Beat the game in under 4 minutes
Medals Earned: 6/6 (55/55 points)
Beat 1 Level
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Beat the Game
Press "F" on the Title Screen
Press "M" on the Title Screen
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
Play the game.
Finish world 1.
Finish world 2
Finish world 3.
Make a level in the level editor.
Medals Earned: 7/12 (45/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Lose the game
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
You tried your best!
Defeat 4 enemies at once for 1,600 points.
Get 15,000 points before level 5.
Beat half-ish of the levels.
Beat all levels.
Beat all levels without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/525 points)
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Encounter a demon
Be a good dog
Rescue all the kids
Make Your Final Escape
Find yourself in a spot of bother
Lose a stalker
